Live the Life of a Captain Contestants!
Jeff B from Delafield
Why am I worthy? Is that the real question?
Well, I am not worthy.
But of course, nor is any other mere mortal treading this terrestrial sphere worthy of sharing such an experience with the radio-deity known to humankind as Johnny Danger.
(Read my opening as my attempt at kissing ass and inspiring you to read on...) That all being said, I feel that such an experience as this would be awesome. My name is Jeff Boss. I am a rocker. I am "that guy" in the mash pit. By day, I am a businessman. By my car-time, shower-time, alone-time and anytime my earphones are in; I am a hardcore, jamming, screaming metalhead.
I work in the service industry (retail management) and am regularly told by customers, coworkers and peers that I have a voice for radio; an industry which my musical passions have always led me to be interested in. Oh yeah, and Johnny? I love to golf. (Yes, another shameless, kissass plug)
Honestly, music is a monumental portion of my life. And with that, radio has consistently served as the conduit to serve me up my fix of the drug known as rock music.
I live an hour outside of Madison, but commute in and out every day; and during that daily journey, WJJO has been and will continue to be my lifesource of my music and entertainment. (Still kissing ass... yes)
I am a smooth talker, accomplished bullshitter, self-depricating, intelligent, moron who would love to go to Vegas on someone else's dime.
Even if that means dealing with the Beohtch for a week.
And now that I feel like I just filled out a profile page for an online dating or escort service, I will leave you be. Try me. I will leave you satisfied.
Vanessa R from Madison
I am a self proclaimed asshole, because assholes are
honest. But it's cool cause I'm a sweet looking little lady who swears like a sailor and knows what the fuck is really going on. (I can curtail my foul mouth for yourshow, or not, you decide.) I would have a freaking blast chatting and talking smackin the morning, that's prime time for me. I consider myself to be pretty funny inthe the short zings and quips sort of way, I'd try stand up but I do best feedingoff others. And fuck I spent most of my summer being a kick-ass step parent- thatmakes me worthy of something. Woo Hoo to school being back in session that thiscould be possible.Seriously, it'd be f*ing awesome to work with you guys.
Chris R from Jefferson
I should live the life of a captain 1) Because I am a huge
fan of the show I listen every morning and I am a frequent rocker. 2) I know I can do a better job than Danger, I mean really have you listen to the guy. It's not rocket science. I mean he can't even use the computer he is always hitting the wrong button or crashing the thing. If he can do it I know I can do it and way better than he can. 3) I love Captain and Coke. So if there is a remote and it requires a little drinking,(if that is allowed that is), then I am your guy. I can hold my own without
making an ass out of myself like Danger does...Don't get me wrong I love Johnny, but I would really like to know how he got a gig like this. Who did he blow? Because he had to do some ass kissing to get a job like this one. So this is why I should be considered to Live the Life of a Captain. Sorry Johnny I mean no disrespect...well maybe a little...lmao. Hope to see ya soon!!
Joni J from Arena
I could lie, and make something up that would make you
guys laugh your asses off, or I could tell the truth..I'm a hard working woman in a man's world, I work full time, hate my job, have a nice side gig on the weekends, and have always wanted to be a radio DJ. In fact, I want to be Dee when I grow up. Also, I am much funner when I'm drinking Arena water. (No worries, I have a handy dandy flask). If selected I would work my ass off to make everyone love me, and I
make a killer cup of coffee. I am a smartassed valley girl with 3 kids, (21 year old twins-which I don't look old enough to have hatched) and a supportive hubby that lets me do what I want. That being said, thank you for doing what you do. Carry on
Justin C from Watertown
As a practicing Pastafarian, I am of course already a
pirate. I also love rock music and have a face made for radio...what else do you need to know? Also, an old lady at the voting booth a few years ago said I sounded like a radio announcer, so there's that.