Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 10/23/17

A dude from Oklahoma was pulled over for speeding. The deputy discovered duder covered in vaseline and wearing only a thong, with a porn mag in the passenger seat.  YIKES!  So the driver, John Wayne Kellerman, 54 years old, handed the cop a Vaseline covered ID.  Then he offered the cop a rag to wipe… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 10/16/17

An elementary school in Walpole, Mass decided to get rid of Halloween and replace it with black and orange spirit day.  WHATEVER WE ALL KNOW IT’S STILL HALLOWEEN YOU JUST GAVE IT A DIFFERENT NAME!  gaaaaaaaah!!! Anyway the principal Brendan Dearborn was concerned cuz the Halloween parade  isn’t inclusive of all students and their beliefs.   Dearborn also… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 10/9/17

Chuck E Cheese has Chucktober, did you know that? Me neither lol.  So for this Chucktober they are releasing a pizza that LOOKS like Candycorn.  There is no candy corn in the pizza so don’t freak out.   The white part starts with Chuck E. Cheese’s traditional crust, then they add garlic mozzarella cheese in the center of… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 9/25/17

Hugh Hefner passed away at the Playboy mansion at the age of 91.  RIP Heff, thanks for all the boobs. A donkey in Germany is accused of trying to eat a McLaren Spider and the owner could be on the hook for the damages.  Last September Markus Zahn parked his carrot colored luxury car next… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 9/18/17

The mad pooper is here!!! hahahah! OMG, the internet was all aflutter over this story out of Colorado Springs.  Some random lady jogging through a neighborhood stopped and shat in some lady’s yard in the middle of the damn day!!! As if that wasn’t enough, her kids saw the lady pooping, ran and got the… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 9/11/17

Pretty crazy week in rock! First of all, Wes Scantlin can’t seem to stay out of trouble.  On Saturday at LAX Wes tried boarding a plane with a BB gun.  He was arrested and booked and bail was set at $850,000, and there were a few other charges thrown at him besides just the weapons… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 8/21/27

This dude ate a Dominos pizza every day for over a year and lost 59 pounds! Of course, he’s young and toyt, got a six pack rockin’ even after all that ‘za!!  He must do food challenges for money, cuz he posted every day on his socials and is now soliciting future food challenges!!His whole… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 7/24/17

This dude set the record for most one-handed claps in a minute. CRAY! A dude in Chicago cut off his wang, or at least part of it, and chucked it at cops.  Ultimately the dude ended up getting tased, twice, and arrested… my favorite part of the video is the guy recording it, yelling “this… More…

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Scatchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 7/17/17

This weeks viral video warmed my heart.  What a cute little deer! Good boy! Appleton police report that a dude arrived home last weekend and found a naked stranger sleeping in his bed.  Responding officers found the naked man hiding in the shower Saturday night. Bradley T. Braxton of Oshkosh, broke a door to get… More…

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Scratchin’ Your News Iatch – Week of 7/3/17

Hope you had a great 4th of July!!! Of course we have a whole bunch of fireworks mishaps to report on. A 42 year old Chicago man was killed when a firework that is supposed to shoot 50 feet in the air didn’t go off, he checked on it, and it went off, right into… More…

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