A town in England had to move a sculpture because walking texters kept knocking their heads on it. Read more here.  Is this what we’re doing now? Adjusting everything so that idiots don’t hurt themselves? Is this what “I can’t even” feels like? There’s even a name for these people. Can you believe that? Petextrians. And they’re walking into traffic.  Assholes better pay my damn deductible. PETEXTRIANS.

Some dude in Albuquerque left his jeep running in his driveway for a minute and a half and someone stole it. The cops found it a few days later, pimped the eff out. Check out the full story here.

I have new goals for Milo’s drone after watching this video. I’m thinking a squirt gun though 😉