A world record smashing burp off happened. And now we have new goals.

Nev Sharp belched at 110+ decibels.

Then Paul Hunn essentially called him a p**** and ripped out this 117+ db belch.

I’m so effing impressed.

Corey Taylor told everyone to calm down after they over reacted to him saying he would probably step away from Slipknot rather than tour with them in his 60’s. Context ppl. Read the whole damn article. Or just listen to us. lol.

The world’s smartest porn director, and member of MENSA, Axel Braun is doing a revolutionary thing; he’s trying to make the first crowd funded porn parody. AND IT’S EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!!! ERMERGHERD! I’m totally donating $25 and heading to the premiere party!