LOOK AT THIS HORSE WEARING A SUIT! ERMERGHERD!

Before Cheltenham Festival veteran race horse Morestead wore a three-piece tweed suit complete with shirt, tie and flat cap. Lookin’ super dapper.

A four clawed lobster has arrived in Portland after being purchased from a Canadian dealer. Pretty rare mutation, indeed, and the wholesaler who bought “Clawdette” is planning on breeding her.

Staff at a Lexington, KY Chuck E. Cheese closed the joint down on Saturday because they were overwhelmed by the amount of kids there.

As you can imagine, there were a few crying kids that didn’t get to celebrate their birthdays like they had planned. All because of a huge verbal argument in the restaurant. Dude, I could never work at Chuck E. Cheese. I’m shocked this doesn’t happen more often, TBH. I salute Chuck E. Cheese employees, they are some of the most patient people in the world.

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