HERO STATUS

Turns out picking your nose and eating it is good for your teef. The bacteria in your boogs stop harmful bacteria that cause cavities from latching on to your teeth. Pretty nifty! Great snack!

This guy CHEWED OFF HIS EFFING FINGERTIPS in an effort to not be ID’d by the po-po. Dude. WTF? That shiz is straight out of the movie Seven. WHAT’S IN THE BOX????

There’s a new toilet seat prototype out there that weighs you. So you can track your weight before, during and after a poo. This needs to be made available at my local Ace hardware!

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