LOOK AT THIS SMILING SHARK! LOOOOOK AT IT!!! Totes adorbs. And yes, it’s a real lemon shark.

Milla Bizzotto is one bad ass nine year old. She’s declared herself the #AntiBully after she overcame being bullied by becoming a super fit racing machine! She completed a 24 hour race modeled around the Navy Seals training course, and her attitude on life is inspiring, for sure. My favorite quote from her, “I don’t want to play video games,” she told the Herald. “I don’t want to Hoverboard. I don’t want to do things to make life easier. I want to be comfortable being uncomfortable. I have one body and it’s all I want and all I love.”

A poor vanilla harvest in Madagascar has driven the price up by about 150% and we’re all going to suffer for it. Ice cream prices could go through the roof, since Madagascar is one of three major producers of vanilla, the shortage is a real deal. And no, we can’t use beaver anal excretions as a substitute, it’s used mostly in perfumes and colognes. Oh, snopes.

Julie Baggot mailed her cat across England, on accident. Cupcake snuck into a box of DVD’s set to be mailed across the country, then Julie sealed it up and sent it out. 8 days later Cupcake was found when the box was opened. Luckily the kitty was microchipped, so vets were able to return her home. Cupcake is expected to make a full recovery.