Some dude in Indiana went to the dentist to have four teeth removed.  Well, five and a half hours later he had no teeth and was in a medical coma. Donny Grigsby is 26 and now toothless.  He coded (died) TWICE on the way to the hospital. What a friggin’ nightmare. I’m waiting to hear from the dentist, or rather the dentist’s lawyer.  There HAD to be some sort of consent form. There’s NO way a dentist can just rip all of your teeth out without you signing something. Right?? RIGHT? GAAAAAH!

A custom gun manufacturer made a one-off NES Duck Hunt glock for a client. Legit, real gun that looks just like the gun from Duck Hunt. Of course, the internet sh*t it’s pants. Prompting Precision Syndicate LLC to tweet the following:  “In light of the “Nintendo Glock” drama, we feel that the media and our fans need to know that this firearm will not be mass produced nor will it ever be. This is a one off custom build for a friend of ours. Do to the thousands of emails and messages we have received in the past 2 days we have been unable to contact everyone in a timely manner, please be patient we will get to you as soon as possible. Thank you all for your support! Oh, and please.. keep your guns locked up and away from children, it’s common sense.” Is this one off piece really something to get all up in arms about? UP IN ARMS ABOUT!!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!

Cuba is running low on beer. Why? Because of American tourists, that’s why. LOL. I’m kind of proud. Anyway, the main brewer is having trouble keeping up with demand, so they’re importing over 30m cases of brew to keep the Americans satisfied.  Tell me, how is the vodka supply?


Adele Mills tried to scare a wandering cat out of her garden by throwing water at it, but the cat was ready to throw down.  It jumped on Adele’s head and scratched the ever loving hell out of this poor lady. Turns out, it’s a neighbors un-neutered cat that’s been fighting with animals all over the neighborhood. Adele has had to miss work and everything because of her injuries and the neighbor gives zero effs.  If this had happened in America, I’d say LAWSUIT! We’ll see. Damn Gina, I hope your face gets better soon.