The Michigan Humane society received a call about an orphaned chihuahua puppy whose mom had been struck by a car. Needing a surrogate mother, they tried pairing Bobby, the orphan, with a momma cat. The momma cat totally took Bobby in as one of her own, and now it’s the cutest damn thing to see on a Monday morning. Check out some other unlikely pairings here.
2 Prince quickies: First, check out this post from Clyde Stubblefield’s niece. Pretty effing cool.
Second, Ted Nugent declared “I think Prince and I were musical blood brothers.” No, you weren’t, you giant heap of douchebaggery. Nothing effing close. Prince was weird and generous and kind, you, Ted, are ordinary, predictable and a bully. Grow up, shut up. Ugh. Over rated pile of shiz.
Searcy Hughes appeared on Maury and the internet quickly realized she’s a ringer for Ted Cruz. Xhamster.com has offered her and her fiance 10 grand for a 6 minute sex tape, which is effed up, cuz they’re nassssssssssttttttttttty. She’s accepted, of course, and hopes to buy a truck and pay off her house with the ten grand. Damn, that’s a cheap truck. She’s full blown hillbilly, enjoy the interviews, oye oye oye. Like Johnny said, it’d be better if they could find a Ted Cruz impersonator to have sex with her. Then it’d be Cruz bangin’ female Cruz. hahahhahaha.
