A Texas man called police in a panic because he thought he was shot in the butt while sitting on his front porch.  Cops got to his home, and upon further investigation discovered the man had been smoking pot while watching a storm roll in, when the thunder clapped dude’s dog got scared and nipped his bum. LOL. Stoner fail!  Check out the Police Dept’s FB post. hahahhaha.

Jet Blue is gettin’ some  heat for telling a female passenger her shorts were too short to board her flight.  Maggie McMuffin, which is the woman’s stage name, is a burlesque dancer who was ready to board her flight home when the crew told her she needed to change.  She ended up buying longer shorts at a store in the airport in order to get on the flight.  JetBlue issued an official statement saying “We support our crewmembers’ discretion to make these difficult decisions, and we decided to reimburse the customer for the cost of the new shorts and offered a credit for future flight as a good will gesture.”  So Maggie did get her 22 bucks back, but what a freekin’ hassle! Plus those damn shorts weren’t too short! JEEZ!

McDonald’s in Japan announced a new contest in which someone will win a five piece order of nuggets with an 18k golden nugget in it, valued at about $1500.   The contest will start in a week, and McD’s will be giving out clues on their twitter about where and who a mysterious nugget thief is. People just have to follow the Japan McDonald’s twitter feed and guess the thief’s identity by using #MysteriousNuggetThief. One of the lucky entrants will win a 5-piece packet of chicken nuggets with one piece made from 18 karat gold and weighing in at 50 grams (1.8 ounces).  Pretty weird, but kind of cool!