This waterspout looks like a wiener!!! hahahahha!

A math teacher at a middle school in Alabama handed out a test that has offended many.  As it turns out, it’s the classic online joke test that’s circulated around for awhile called the LA Math Proficiency Test, and it’s not the first time this joke test has landed a teacher and administrators in major trouble.  Some questions asked in this “test” include:

 

“Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There are 20 girls in his gang. What is the exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?”

Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?”

Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day crack habit?

YIKES.  The teacher is on leave and was set to retire this month.  Sounds like she had a case of Zero fucks.

What’s the best thing about going to church? The pot cookies! DUH!  hahaha. Yeah, right, nobody has ever said that. Until now!!!  6 Indiana church goers, ages 12 -70,  ended up in the hospital with symptoms like high blood pressure, lethargy, paranoia, anxiety, etc.  The only common link between them all? They consumed cookies at the church.  All of their pee tested positive for weed and the cookie is being sent out to be tested. LOL. Oh, man. I’m glad no one got seriously hurt, but come on, that shiz is FUNNY!

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