There’s a new French kickstarter out there called Made in Love and they’re trying to raise enough money to put out their product, artsy condoms.  Kind of a cool idea! Think of your wiener as a blank canvas, and the artsy condom your media.

MAKE AMERICA TALL AGAIN! hahaha.  That’s what Trump’s gonna say when he hears that America has fallen to 37th and 42nd in height for men and women, respectively. Turns out Dutch dudes are the tallest with an average height of 6 feet and Latvian women tower over other peeps at 5 feet 7inches.  This study has data over 100 years, so it’s pretty solid.

The Smithsonian is hiring a Craft Beer Historian.  The gig sounds pretty sweet.

“The Smithsonian Food History project at the National Museum of American History, in
Washington, DC, is seeking a professional historian / scholar to conduct archival and field
research for a new initiative on American brewing history, with special emphasis on the craft
industry. The position is located in the Division of Work and Industry and will be a three-year

The successful candidate will have proven experience in scholarly research, organizing and conducting oral history interviews, writing for both scholarly and general audiences, and knowledge of material culture and archival materials. The candidate will work with members of the curatorial staff on collections work and develop content for a wide variety of programs and applications, including digital formats.

Candidates with an advanced degree in American business, brewing, food, cultural, or similar specialization within history are encouraged to apply. Must be able to travel, work independently as well as within a team
environment, to meet deadlines, and to communicate effectively with co-workers and the public.”

It only pays $65K and you’d be in DC, which is SUPER expensive to live in.  I hope to the beer gods that the Craft Beer Historian can drink on the job.