Previously unreleased George Carlin material will be available to the public September 16.   “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die” will be out on CD, LP and digitally.  Originally it was stuff he recorded pre 9/11 and it was deemed too dark.  “George was a bit of a disaster-chaser,” his longtime manager Jerry Hamza told Rolling Stone. “And in turn, he had crafted this piece called ‘I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die.’ And then 9/11 happened, and, once those towers went down, George knew right away he couldn’t use that material in his next special. He said then to himself, ‘I’ll put it on the back burner. Sooner or later, I’ll get to it and put it back in the act.”

Oh, internet, videos like this one posted by Richelle Stewart in Ohio are the reason I continue to LOVE the internet. Seriously, she got video of an escaped monkey at Wal-Mart.  Now the Dept of Ag in Ohio is trying to track down the monkey’s owner to see if the damn thing is even registered. WTF lol.

How about this kid that swallowed the squeaker from a dog toy.