The serial pooper has struck again!!! On a playground in Virginia, of all places.  The pooper hides their pile under clothes or plastic bags, then when the objects are moved, the poo surprise awaits.  Icky! Super unsanitary!! Park workers had to come clean the park each and every time there’s a dookie located.  Oye oye oye.

A thief has pulled off a pretty epic heist. Dressed as a beer delivery man, duder walks right into a store, fills up his cart with cases of Bud and Bud Light and walks right out the damn door.  Genius.

Some dude in India had 40 knives removed from his stomach. 40. Omg. How much extra weight was he carrying around? Did he have trouble around magnets?