A creepy clown in a South Carolina town has been trying to lure kids into the woods! The following message was taped to resident’s doors at the Fleetwood Manor Apartments:

“There has [sic] been several conversation [sic] and a lot of complaints to the office regarding a clown or a person dressed in clown clothing taking children or trying to lure children in the woods. First and foremost at Fleetwood Manor Apartments childrens [sic] safety is a top priority. At no time should a child be alone at night, or walking in the roads or wooded areas at night. Also if a person or persons are seen you are to immediately call the police. Greenville County Police Department is aware of the situation and have been riding [sic] the property daily. Remember there is a 10pm curfew for the property so to ensure your childrens [sic] safety please keep them in the house during night hours and make sure at ALL times children are supervised. Anymore information that becomes regarding this issue will be sent out to all residents.

Thank you,

Property Manager”

WHOA!!! All of this as the new IT remake is getting massive press coverage! EXCITED FOR THAT!


Some dude in Canada was soaping himself up and washing himself with the garden hose, then stole a few tomatoes from the backyard garden. What a dick! Cops showed up and dude was gone. Like a fart in the wind.


You must read this story about a cat that comforts veterans in a long term care VA center in Salem.  It made me cry on the air, even though I tried so hard not to! GAH! SOOO CUTE!