Holy crap. What a weekend hahahah.  We got a classic “Octoboer Surprise” on Friday when a tape of Trump with Billy Bush on the Access Hollywood bus dropped in which Trump described grabbing women by their vaginas.  Only he didn’t say it like that. Yikes.

And then SNL nailed it again.

Looks like Brad Pitt won’t be charged for anything after the alleged child abuse episode on his private jet that apparently broke up Brangelina. Apparently there’s zero evidence that anything happened. He allegedly struck Maddox, who’s 15, but it looks like if anything did happen it was inadvertent. Much ado about nothing? Looks like it. Oh, Brad.


Hardee’s and Carl’s Jr are unleashing a new sammich and it sounds like the damn bomb!!!!!!!! “Budweiser Brew House Bacon Cheeseburger” is going to be available nationwide October 26th for right around 5 dollars.  Listen to what’s on this thing: The new burger features a beef patty, Budweiser Beer Cheese, caramelized onions, applewood-smoked bacon strips, Swiss cheese, lettuce, and tomato sandwiched between a brioche-style bun.  GET IN MY BELLY! They’re also gonna be serving up Budweiser Beer Cheese Bacon Curly Fries. JEEEEEZZZUS.  You better eat that while you’re on the treadmill!


Starbucks is marrying espresso and IPA. Looks pretty cool. You put the shot of espresso in your beer. I’d try it!

Forest County authorities seized 600 lbs of pot while three dudes were in the middle of harvesting.  Seriously, 600 pounds…look at this picture. LOOK AT IT.