The season premiere of SNL KILLED IT! Alec Baldwin did a great Trump!

Some dude did a bong rip with a Carolina Reaper.  Dumbass.

Shepard Smith had a “keepin’ it real moment” during his coverage of Hurricane Matthew.  Some people are upset about, because someone has to be mad about everything.

The Milwaukee County Zoo announced the birth of 3 siberian tiger cubs.  They were born on September 14th and are ADORBS!


The clown thing is OUT OF CONTROL!!!  There’s a Clown Lives Matter march planned for October 15th in Tucson.  Attendees are invited to show up wearing full clown makeup or masks.  The flyer says “this is a peaceful way to show clowns are not psycho killers. We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a hug!”  Okay, ya weirdos.



Some angry French dude went into an apple store and destroyed a bunch of shiz with a steel ball.  He ended up in police custody. Wow, dude! That’s some serious $$$$