The season premiere of SNL KILLED IT! Alec Baldwin did a great Trump!
Some dude did a bong rip with a Carolina Reaper. Dumbass.
Shepard Smith had a “keepin’ it real moment” during his coverage of Hurricane Matthew. Some people are upset about, because someone has to be mad about everything.
The Milwaukee County Zoo announced the birth of 3 siberian tiger cubs. They were born on September 14th and are ADORBS!
The clown thing is OUT OF CONTROL!!! There’s a Clown Lives Matter march planned for October 15th in Tucson. Attendees are invited to show up wearing full clown makeup or masks. The flyer says “this is a peaceful way to show clowns are not psycho killers. We want the public to feel safe, and not be afraid. So come out, bring the family, meet a clown and get a hug!” Okay, ya weirdos.
Some angry French dude went into an apple store and destroyed a bunch of shiz with a steel ball. He ended up in police custody. Wow, dude! That’s some serious $$$$