Lots of squirrel news!!!

A squirrel ran on the field during the Colts/Packers game.

A squirrel got into the common room at a senior living facility in Deltona, Florida and bit and scratch a bunch of old people. The 911 call is crazy!  The squirrel was eventually chased out of the building, but a few residents needed medical attention after the incident.  Completely unrelated, check out this squirrel feeder, I want it!!! 

A wild turkey named Downtown Tom has been harassing people in Davis, California.  He usually hangs at the Wells Fargo parking lot, lunging at, circling and chasing people.  You must listen to the 911 calls. The wildlife professionals say you’re supposed to be the dominant animal, so make yourself look as big as you can and defend your territory. Okay, that’s easier said than done, pesky effers.


Remember when Sarah Palin pardoned a turkey in Alaska, and then did an interview in front of the dude slaughtering turkeys? lol. Good memories.

Snoop Dogg, Whiz Khalifa, Ice Cube, Seth Rogen and Martha Stewart were all part of the the premiere on VH1 of Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party.  You can watch the whole episode here.  Highlights included Martha talking about getting struck by lightning three times, and Snoop’s giving of grace before the meal. “We’re about to eat fried chicken that’ll make your fingers glisten.” Hahaha, almost as good as “Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, yay God!” LOL. I love them all together, such a funny combo of people.


If you need a little meditation in your life, check out this guided kitty cat meditation video. TOOO CUUUUTE!

Check out this smart ass weatherman giving directions to Canada for all of the people that are butt hurt about Trump’s victory.