Posts Categorized: Boozin & Noozin

Boozin’ & Noozin’ – Week of 12/19/16

A school district in Virginia has suspended the use of To Kill A Mockingbird within their cirriculum, pending a ruling on permenantly eliminating it along with Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. THIS MAKES ME SO MAD!! Those are two of my favorite books! GAH! Anyway, one parent bitched that her bi-racial kid was having a hard… More…

Pizza Pthursday -12/15/16

Pizza Hut has teamed with Amazon and now you’re able to order a pizza through their voice command program, Alexa, without stopping your game play! Pretty cool, but slightly skynet-y. Is that a word? It is now…. aaaaanyway, when you prompt Alexa to “ask Pizza Hut” (or “open,” “tell,” or “use”) it will enable the… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ – Week of 12/12/16

Pornhub is putting out an adult coloring book.  Like a triple X rated adult coloring book.  This link leads to very NSFW stuff, so click at your own risk.  Ho Ho Hooooos everywhere. A couple a-hole kids in Omaha decided to mix their semen into their frosting for turnovers they had to make in their… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 12/5/16

There’s been a death in the family, and this one hits home, and the waist line.  Peng Chang-kuei, the inventor of General Tso’s Chicken died from pneumonia at the age of 98 last Wednesday.  He started his food training at age 13 and according to legend General Tso’s Chicken was named in 1952, when Mr Peng was… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 11/28/16

Black Friday happened, and e’erybody lost their damn minds!!!   Let’s start in the Seattle area, where a Nike Factory Outlet store got raided by about 20k customers who didn’t give one single eff about putting shiz back on the shelves after trying it on.  They made a damn mess! Videos and photos shared on social… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 11/21/16

The new Metallica CD came out on Friday, and it kicks ass! Not as much as this version of Enter Sandman, though 😉 Some asshole went to turn himself in to the police in Hopatcong, New Jersey, sporting a full bunny suit and blowing an airhorn.  Kevin Hemmerich, 28,  had a warrant out for his… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 11/14/16

There’s already a dude camped out for Black Friday…. oye…  his name is Mr Black Friday…LOL. Okay, dude…. Jarvis Johnson is already camping outside his favorite Best Buy on 99th Avenue and McDowell in Avondale, AZ.  He has a tent set up, with couches and a grill, and a TV.  He even has sponsors, including a… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 11/7/2016

Lots of squirrel news!!! A squirrel ran on the field during the Colts/Packers game. A squirrel got into the common room at a senior living facility in Deltona, Florida and bit and scratch a bunch of old people. The 911 call is crazy!  The squirrel was eventually chased out of the building, but a few residents… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 10/31/16

Awwwwwww…. I’m kind of sad cuz Halloween is going to be over soon 🙁   I found this list of most haunted places in Wisconsin. Check it out 🙂 Here’s some guy using pumpkins as instruments. Someone threw a dildo on the field at the Bills/Pats game on Sunday.  Fantastic.   Tom Hanks continues to… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 10/23/16

Halloween Time! Love this song! We’ve been blessed with the creepiest Jeopardy answer EVER. Pringles is introducing a new sweet flavor in time for xmas.  Apparently last year they released a few dessert chips, I suppose you could call them, including Salted Caramel and Pecan Pie. This year the new flavor is Sugar Cookie. What… More…