Posts Categorized: Boozin & Noozin

Boozin’ & Noozin -3/3/16

This is pretty frickin’ cool. The only homemade instrument I’ve ever made was that banjo thingy with a kleenex box and some rubber bands. Mine didn’t look that good. Taco Bell Canada made a tortilla pocket thingy filled with meat and cheese and cheetos. LOL. Too meaty for me, but can I getta holla back… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin -3/2/16

HERO STATUS Turns out picking your nose and eating it is good for your teef. The bacteria in your boogs stop harmful bacteria that cause cavities from latching on to your teeth. Pretty nifty! Great snack! This guy CHEWED OFF HIS EFFING FINGERTIPS in an effort to not be ID’d by the po-po. Dude. WTF?… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -3/1/16

A couple fishermen found a ghost ship near the Philippines and the captain was on board MUMMIFIED! Here’s the possible route the ghost ship took over 7 years. CRAZY! This turkey fell in love with a Honda. I’m in love with my Honda, so I totally understand.  The Honda didn’t reciprocate, so the Tom took off…. More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ – 2/29/16

There’s an amazing artist taking heat for making religious statues into pop culture icons.  Bring the butthurt, these are awesome!!! WTF IS LEAP DAY? If you don’t know, I blame your second grade teacher. This isn’t your fault!! NdGT is here to help! Leo finally got an Oscar! This video of him getting his Oscar… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ – 2/26/16

A world record smashing burp off happened. And now we have new goals. Nev Sharp belched at 110+ decibels. Then Paul Hunn essentially called him a p**** and ripped out this 117+ db belch. I’m so effing impressed. Corey Taylor told everyone to calm down after they over reacted to him saying he would probably… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ – 2/25/16

A lady in Washington found a rare pearl in her clam. Well, not HER clam, a clam she was eating. At a restaurant. A REAL CLAM. You pervs. Anyway, she thought it was the restaurants staff’s jewelry, like it fell into her clam. (STOP IT). Then she pocketed the pearl anyway, EVEN THOUGH SHE THOUGHT… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ – 2/24/2016

There’s pasta made from crickets now.  This isn’t the first time I’ve seen shiz about the bennies of munching on insects. I can definitely do the cricket flour, but I’m not sure I could get as hard core as that prepping family that ate bugs together for fun. There’s a freaky ass noise bothering residents of… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ 2/23/2016

A town in England had to move a sculpture because walking texters kept knocking their heads on it. Read more here.  Is this what we’re doing now? Adjusting everything so that idiots don’t hurt themselves? Is this what “I can’t even” feels like? There’s even a name for these people. Can you believe that? Petextrians…. More…