Posts Categorized: Boozin & Noozin

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 10/17/16

A lightsaber academy is opening in San Francisco!!! LudoSport started in Milan 10 years ago and now has schools all over Russia and thanks to a crowd funding campaign they’re opening up shop in the US! The school teaches seven forms of lightsaber combat with participants going from Padawan to Knight, letting them figure out what… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 10/10/16

Holy crap. What a weekend hahahah.  We got a classic “Octoboer Surprise” on Friday when a tape of Trump with Billy Bush on the Access Hollywood bus dropped in which Trump described grabbing women by their vaginas.  Only he didn’t say it like that. Yikes. And then SNL nailed it again. Looks like Brad Pitt… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 10/3/16

The season premiere of SNL KILLED IT! Alec Baldwin did a great Trump! Some dude did a bong rip with a Carolina Reaper.  Dumbass. Shepard Smith had a “keepin’ it real moment” during his coverage of Hurricane Matthew.  Some people are upset about, because someone has to be mad about everything. The Milwaukee County Zoo… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 9/26/16

The world’s hottest chip comes in a coffin and a sealed package, with one single chip inside.  It’s of course made from Carolina Reaper peppers, which are the spiciest damn thing evah! It’s recommended that if you eat the chip, to chase it with with ice cream, milk, yogurt or honey to mitigate the kick. Just… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ – Week of 9/19/16

A couple restaurant employees and a few vet clinic employees rescued some kittens that were stuck under the porch in front their storefronts.  Mama kitty had apparently approached the vet when he was opening the clinic a few days prior.  They vaxxed, bathed and fed the mama kitty but didn’t know where the kittens were… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -Week of 9/12/16

Remember the horrible 9/11 mattress commercial? Well, the store has been closed indefinitely and the owner issued a statement via fb, cuz that’s where we issue statements, ya know.  The owner, who is the father of the woman in the video, said they’re announcing accountability actions within the company, and they will be donating some money… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -9/9/16

LOOK AT THIS BIRD!!! This mockingbird was brought in to the California Wildlife Center because it’s feet were all jacked up.  The workers there made him tiny little snowshoes out of cardboard and tape.  After a few weeks the birdy will be good to go. Awwwww! Totes adorbs!   9/11 anniversary comin’ up, time for people… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -9/8/16

A Canadian mom got pulled over for speeding in a school zone.  When the cop spoke with her she smelled like weed.  Mom confessed to smoking a joint with some friends to celebrate the first day of school. LOL.  She was found to not be impaired, and was let go with a warning.  Man, oh… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -9/7/16

There’s reports of 2 more clowns trying to lure kids into wooded areas. This time the clowns are in North Carolina instead of South Carolina.  The first report of a clown trying to tempt kids with treats came in at about 8:30 at night.  Two kids and one adult saw the clown dressed in white… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -9/2/16

hahah this dude is my spirit animal.  Xmas music in August? ERMERGHERD 20 year old Gerkary Bracho Blequett from Florida is gaining world wide attention for her crazy long tongue! 4.5 inches long! OMG! She can lick her eyeball!   (Photo: Barcroft) Some idiot accidentally shot himself while he was at the dentist.  Apparently dude… More…