Posts Categorized: Boozin & Noozin

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -9/1/16

Geeks rejoice! Stranger Things 2 is greenlighted! We almost got nailed by an asteroid! The 80-180 foot wide asteroid came within 50,000 miles of Earth, for persepective the moon is  239,000 miles away, so this effing thing grazed us! The smart astronauty people didn’t even see the damn thing until the day before it flew by…. More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/31/16

This museum makes me horny! lol. A tuba museum in North Carolina takes up 5 rooms in this couple’s house.  They even have an 1845 tuba on display! COOOOL!   This crazy body cam footage shows a police officer rescuing a dude from a burning car! EEEEK! I stumbled across this article about how humpback… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/30/16

A creepy clown in a South Carolina town has been trying to lure kids into the woods! The following message was taped to resident’s doors at the Fleetwood Manor Apartments: “There has [sic] been several conversation [sic] and a lot of complaints to the office regarding a clown or a person dressed in clown clothing… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/29/16

So there’s been a few tid bits from the RHCP that we need to catch up on.  First, Koko the gorilla played bass with Flea. Then a Fox news guy ripped on the RHCP. Calling them the “worst band on the planet” Then Flea responded, by saying Fox News was a “Funny program.” ouch. lol… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/26/16

A Filipino fisherman discovered a 75 pound pearl while diving over 10 years ago.  He didn’t think it had any value so he put it under his bed for good luck.  When a fire pushed him out of his home he brought the giant pearl to the local tourism board, they were stunned!  The pearl… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/25/16

This story made my heart melt.  A lesbian couple in a suburb of Boston found their house vandalized and their pride flag stolen.  Lauri and Cari Ryding came back from vacation and found the front of their house egged and their rainbow flag removed from their porch.  The neighborhood responded by handing out pride flags… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/22/16

The serial pooper has struck again!!! On a playground in Virginia, of all places.  The pooper hides their pile under clothes or plastic bags, then when the objects are moved, the poo surprise awaits.  Icky! Super unsanitary!! Park workers had to come clean the park each and every time there’s a dookie located.  Oye oye… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/19/16

The best headlines start with “Florida woman” or “Florida man.” This ho went berserker on a few teenagers, but we still don’t know what set her off.  I just want to know if I’m eligble for a free trip to Africa too. Steven Tyler has pulled off a 17 year long prank, throwing the shocker… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/18/16

A dude in Ohio was arrested for HAVING SEX WITH A VAN! hahahahah. What. In. The…. Dayton Police received reports of a dude acting strange and rubbing his junk on the grill of a red van.  Hooker red, I’m assuming. Michael William Henson, 35 was eventually arrested pending public nudity charges, and this might be… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -8/17/16

Previously unreleased George Carlin material will be available to the public September 16.   “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die” will be out on CD, LP and digitally.  Originally it was stuff he recorded pre 9/11 and it was deemed too dark.  “George was a bit of a disaster-chaser,” his longtime manager Jerry… More…