Posts Categorized: Boozin & Noozin

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -7/7/16

A couple assholes in Stoughton busted into the exhibit barn and brutally attacked 6 show rabbits.  Hopefully they’ll all recover, but they’ll never be show rabbits again.  It looks like there were two people, one who would hold the rabbit(s) and the other that took a tool of some sort and shoved it into the… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -7/6/16

Buncha winners in the news today! LOL. ER NOOOOO…. First, let’s start with Quinnlan R. O’Meara of Des Moines. The cops got called to Quinnlan’s apartment complex at 4am Saturday morning, July 3rd, cuz he was lighting off fireworks. Police confiscated his illegal fireworks and told him if he set off anymore he’d be going… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -7/5/16

Happy birthday, America!!! After a fantastic 4th of July holiday, it’s time to review all of the effed up things that happened over the weekend involving fireworks/bbqs and all things AMERICA! One dude in Chicago blew part of his hand off lighting fireworks, and a little while later one of the neighbors dogs came home… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/23/16

Our favorite weather dude, Frankie MacDonald now has a coffee mug for sale 😉 I freekin’ love Frankie. I’ve been trying to get his address for YEARS to send him some JJO gear to wear on one of his “Attention people of Wisconsin” weather warnings.  In case you have NO idea who I’m talking about,… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/22/16

Former NASA engineer and YouTube star Mark Rober built the biggest nerf gun ever, and in the process, won over our hearts. So friggin’ cool. Snoop Dogg unleashed another installment of Plizzanet Earth, and it’s everything we wanted it to be. Bryan Cranston is starring in the new Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie! I LOVE… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/21/16

The most effed up thing I’ve read on the internet in a long time…. “What it’s like to date your dad.” YIKES. It’s all about one girl’s experience with GSA (Genetic Sexual Attraction).  It gets a big “I can’t even.”  This is how we all looked while reading it. Freedom cow is an inspiration for… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/20/16

Bieber fell off the stage last week in Canada, and the video is HILARIOUS (Don’t worry, he’s fine. Oh, you were hoping he was hurt? LOL, you dick).  It’s not just cuz it’s the Biebs, I love watching all kinds of people fall, as long as they aren’t terribly hurt, that shiz is funny.  I… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/17/16

The Stoughton Fair cancelled their pig wrestling event after a push back from the animal rights community.  A petition was signed by over 10k people, now I’m not sure how many of those ppl actually LIVE here, but whatevs.  The fair board is upset because they’re missing out on fund raising money, and the Stoughton… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/16/16

Earlier this week the tabloids were reporting that Richard Simmons was transitioning to a woman and that is why he’s been out of the spotlight for a few years.  Well, Richard took to Facebook to set the record straight. Peeing in the shower is good!  A new poll shows that about 80% of us do… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/15/16

Shia Lebouf was in Manitowoc! It was all part of his #TakeMeAnywhere twitter campaign/living art project in which he tweets out his coordinates and gets everyday ppl to help him “hitchhike” across the country! So he was in Manitowoc, then Sheboygan, then crossed over Minnesota, and as of Tuesday evening he was in South Dakota, by Rapid… More…