Posts Categorized: Boozin & Noozin

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/14/16

A fart led to a bar brawl at Sloppy Joe’s in Key West.  We don’t know who farted, but we know it was basically two couples exchanging words, because of the fart, and then one broad got up to fight the other broad and there was a ruckus.  The farting couple left and the other couple… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/13/16

This is my favorite thing on the internet today. LOL. There’s a new restaurant opening in Japan that will allow the customers to dine naked, provided they are under 60 years old and not overweight. LOL. YES! Restrictions on nudity in public, I’m okay with that! I’m more okay with the naked restrictions than I… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/10/16

This is my favorite thing on the internet right now.   Sarah Kessick of West Virginia got home with her four kids to see some asshole leaving her house with a shiz load of her possessions, including a chainsaw.  So Sarah told her kids to stay in the truck, locked the doors, got out of… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/9/16

Snoop Dogg threw out a first pitch at Petco stadium and a cameraman almost got nailed. I thought he was going by Snoop Lion? What happened to that? This may be old news to some of you baseball fanatics, but I just found out about it.  At PNC Park they serve a hot dog with caramel… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/8/16

Do you remember when you went on field trips in elementary school to the museum or a natural landmark, and the teacher would tell you not to touch anything? Then she’d tell you to remember the buddy system, then she’d reiterate DON’T TOUCH ANYTHING!!!  Remember?  These assholes clearly don’t remember that at all. Some old… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/7/16

In case you missed the most bad ass version of the Star Spangled Banner ever, here it is. A 5 year old girl from North Carolina named Ainsley has won the heart of the internet, which is a hard thing to do.  See, it was Princess week at her dance school and all of the girls… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/6/16

Christine Loughead of Ontario rescued a grocery store lobster and released it into the wild for about $245, when all was said and done.  Christine was shopping when she noticed the lobster alone in the tank, destined to be eaten.  So she bought him, for about 20 bucks.  When she got the lobster home, she… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/3/16

This waterspout looks like a wiener!!! hahahahha! A math teacher at a middle school in Alabama handed out a test that has offended many.  As it turns out, it’s the classic online joke test that’s circulated around for awhile called the LA Math Proficiency Test, and it’s not the first time this joke test has… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/2/16

Grandpa brought the wrong damn kid home from school. Can you believe that shiz? AND GRANDMA WAS WITH HIM! HAHAHAHAH! Joseph Fuller went to Edisto Primary School in South Carolina to pick his grandson up early. As gramps was walking up to the school he saw a group of kids and thought he had spotted his… More…

Boozin’ & Noozin’ -6/1/16

A Texas man called police in a panic because he thought he was shot in the butt while sitting on his front porch.  Cops got to his home, and upon further investigation discovered the man had been smoking pot while watching a storm roll in, when the thunder clapped dude’s dog got scared and nipped his… More…